Remember that post I did the other day about the crocodile egg that hatched in a wardrobe? In the comments EllaDee and I both voiced our never-to-be-realized desire for guard crocodiles to keep the world at bay.
After reading this article it appears we are not the only ones who would like this, the big difference is that we are only thinking it.
In Washington recently police were called to a shooting report and, probably not too surprisingly, during their investigations they discovered a room full of marijuana plants.
Less expectedly they also found that roaming freely around the room, guarding the marijuana plants, were two alligators. I am sure the officers were quite surprised at this find, but I guess the next bit surprised them more. The room also contained an ‘adult entertainer’ and a floor to ceiling stripper pole. Hmmmm….
I am sure that there are people out there thinking this is a dream come true; a room full of dope, alligators and your own personal exotic dancer.
I did wonder if the dancer was just standing around with the alligators waiting for the next show, or if she was trapped there, ready to shimmy frantically up the pole if the alligators got too close?