I thought this article from 1914 might be appropriate for a Monday morning as weekends are traditionally the time for overdoing it. Monday is the day of wishing you had shown some restraint!
I expect that if these drunken cows knew what was going to happen once they ate the waste from Farmer Frank’s cider press they may well have shown some restraint too.
I wonder what they were really thinking as they lay slumped against the wall of their field? I expect that the twelfth cow especially was feeling nothing but regret.
Surely this farmer knew that a bucket of cold water just makes a drunk person angry. If he really wanted the cows to recover quickly he should have just put on a huge pot of coffee and fried them up a greasy breakfast.