We already have a blokey 4WD, but after reading this advert, written by a South Australian girl called Emily trying to sell her Feroza on Gumtree Classifieds, I want a new one. Either that or it makes me want to drive mine all the way to South Australia just to park it in the driveway next to such a beast, in the hopes such awesomeness will rub off.
Who wouldn’t want this car? After all, it sounds like it should have its own blockbuster movie with Bruce Willis as a side-kick. Among other things, she says The Feroza also has a removable roof so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the back and drive with ease. It’s saved my bacon more than once.
If you want to read more of the news report click on this link Someone please give this girl a job in advertising | News.com.au or get on Gumtree classifieds if you want to invest $2800 in something that ‘was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis.’
Just don’t call her with an insultingly low offer. I am sure she will have no problem following through with her threat “That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.”
UPDATE: Sadly this ad was later found to be a slightly altered copy of a 2008 ad on Craigslist. I’m disappointed that it was a fake but it still made me laugh, so I am going to leave this post here anyway….