It is nearly Christmas and it is the time for work break-up parties and too much alcohol. At this time of year it is also customary for people to do stupid things when inebriated. I am sure there will be a lot of people waking up tomorrow morning wondering what on earth they got up to last night and if the boss saw them do it.
This person came up with an unusual way to spend one drunken evening. Hiring an entire cortege to attend you on your travelling drinking session. I could think of better ways to spend a night though.
The ‘crazy Englishman’ was obviously having a high old time but he was doing it all alone. Didn’t he have a friend? This to me sounds like the kind of lark that is only amusing when there is a group of admiring mates in fits of laughter on the sidelines.