This is something that you wouldn’t really expect to see during a quiet night at the cinema. After I read this all I could do was imagine all the other situations he could have been in where the flaming burp could have resulted in a funniest home videos style disaster. Imagine his surprise if he was driving at the time he lit that cigarette. I can see things like him trying to impress the boss or talking to his wife over the dinner table then, BLAM, there they are, flat on their backs still in their chair, cartoon-style, with the front of their body completely blackened wondering what the hell happened.
I wonder what his burps were like prior to the surgery that cured him. Yuck….